Please don't do this

When the gal whom a guy thinks he loves, drops a bomb by saying
‘I am getting/got betrothed’
Poor guy…Shell shocked .…Million transformers must have burst in his tiny heart, he still sports a smile n tries to show that he’s at ease by dropping a line of humor.
‘Cool!!! Who is that un(?)lucky guy???’. What else can he do?
His worst nightmare is the thing that happens most often. She wouldn’t have given him the slightest of hunch that she has a boy friend and yet one dinner she invites him and gives an intro, ‘This is my fiancee…’

The Real 'Winner'

Indians are anguished over the humiliating loss the team faced at the hands of the South Africans....

South Africans might have have asked 'Evlo easy'aa enga team win pannirukke... ungalukku vetkamaa illiyaa?'

If Vadivel had been the captain, 'ennavo oru match win pannanadhukku perusaa win panninaa maadhiri peethikkireenga...ulagathula enga venaalum kettu paarunga...kevalamaa thokkaadha idamum kidayaadhu...thothaa azharadhum kidayaadhu.....oru match win panni pesa vandhuttaanga..(turns over to someone else)... annen neenga enga team'oda match aadi jaikkanum sonneengalae, varavey illa????'

Crime and Punishment

Scene 1: A bus commuter throwing a banana peel juz like that through the door right in middle of the CMBT main road. It fell right in front of a bike waala who just gave an angry stare and sped off for his work.

Scene 2: A plain looking middle class guy taking a leak in what is supposed to be a dais for the ‘nadaraajas’.

A natural instinct or a typical response to a nature’s call. Will they keep quiet if some one does the same in their house or in front of it? They would have strangled those persons and mouthed out some profanities.

How do we stop this? A country (superbly pointed out by Vivek in ‘Thiruttu Payale’) where ‘Kissing in Public’ is an act of shame but not ‘Pissing’.

Because of a few miscreants the whole nation’s name is defamed. How do we stop this? Normally on the walls u see ‘Asutham Seyyaadheer. Meerinaal Thandikka Paduveergal’, i.e. ‘Please don’t defile this place. You will be punished otherwise’. But the folks are pretty sure that punishments will never happen. They continue as if they are not accountable. Instead the warning should be something like this ‘Meerinaal thundikkapaduveergal’, ‘If you violate it, yours’ will be cut off’. It might create fear in the hearts and may atleast stop to an extent.

If the problem of pissing and throwing dust in the open persists, my humble request is to employ a certain force (by picking among the unemployed youth and provide them a salaried payment) for enacting these punishments. They can start by imposing huge fines (Rs 500 for a start) and leave with a warning. If they don’t pay heed to it, have a go at the first suggestion.

Unless punishments get severe, nothing’s gonna stop.

Belling the CAT

Jags: How was the CAT da?
Ram: Yeah, finally the saga is over. A bit relieved now. Expecting 3 calls atleast…
Jags: Cool . How r u so sure tht u will get 3 calls?
Ram: I evaluated my paper da.
Jags: From which institutes are u expecting calls from?
Ram: IMS, Time and Career Launcher asking me to join them again for CAT preparation.