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Thursday, October 12, 2006

PM Gounder

Goundamani:Romba naalaikku appuram, indha Cobol Analysis Tool'a paarkarathukaaga oru ilicha vaaya client vandhirukkaan. Adhaan tool'a konjam dhoosu thattittu irukken. Avanukku idha market pannittom'naa konjamaachum revenuews varum
Senthil: Modhalla en sandhegatha theethu vainga'nnen?
Goundamani:Ennada?
Senthil: Annen, Indha Cobol Analysis Tool epdi nay work pannum?
Goundamani :Dei, Ippo thaanda life’la uruppadiya oru kelvi kettirukka? Perikkaa mandayaa! Initialaa odudhey idhukku per thaan pre processor, idhu program la irukkara ellaa statement’ayum comment pannirum. Adhukappuram main tool run aagum, yenna appa comment pannaa tool run panradhu easy. Apram adhu program la irukkara ellaa information’ayum kadaasi thuppirum
Senthil: Indha chinna load module’la epdi’nney entire cobol program analyse aagum?

(apdinu solli executable’a delete pannidraan)
(Gounder gives an angry look)
(Gounder gets a fone call from the client)

Client: Hello Inga yaaro Cobol Analysis Tool develop panradhaa sonnaangalae? Yaaru adhu?
(Gounder again stares at Senthil. He runs away)
Goundamani:Yaenga, Ungallukku Cobol Analysis Tool’ey thaan venumaa. Java Analysis tool, IDMS extraction tool ellaam use panna maatteengalaa?????

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8 Comments:

  • At 6:33 PM , Blogger Marutham said...

    me me..me first!! :D

    Aha...Cobol analysis tool pathi ipdi oru Analysis'a ...Sema ragala!!! :))
    LOL!! Sooper blog. Btw, neenga new year resolution edutha maree irukku unga archive- nachunu JAN'la aramichrukeenga ;)

     
  • At 12:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Tie kattinavangalukku ellaam tool demo kaatradhu illai!

     
  • At 2:46 PM , Blogger The Devil said...

    @Marutham
    Thx a lot
    @ VK
    yeah.. i missed tht 1, thx ;)

     
  • At 5:03 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ennapa ni, I was waiting to see what you're going to say instead of "kooda vechurkavangalukkellam petramax light tharradhu illa..ada poma". VK's suggestion is not bad though :)) or "madras'karanukkellam demo kaatradhu illa"

     
  • At 5:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Machi,u r always gr8..

     
  • At 6:27 PM , Blogger The Devil said...

    @suresh
    'fone panni ketkaravangalukku ellaam naanga demo kaatradhu illa' would have been nice 2
    @davinci
    gr8 romba over...its juz an inspiration rite :)

     
  • At 10:41 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

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  • At 10:43 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

    Have read this da.. VK showed it to me sometime back.. Outrageously funny!! I feel it's time you considered serious journalism.. Cheers!!

     

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