Panic Ballshaw

Got inspiration for this spoof from the bloody feud between Portugal and Holland.

(Here the main characters are Panic Ballshaw and Mokka Antony. Ballshaw discovers that there is a bomb trigger in referee’s whistle that will spoil his encounter match against Antony’s men. Ballshaw calls for a confrontation with Antony in the pitch before the match. An imaginary dialogue scene between them)
BS-Ballshaw AT-Antony

AT: Enna Panickar, Epdi irukka, ennavo engooda pesanumnu sonniyaamey?
BS: Panickar Illa da, Ballshaw, Panic Ballshaw
AT: Ha…,Ha….,Ha…, Ballshaw, Panic Ballshaw, enna edhaachum udhavi thevayaa, edhuva irundhaalum kelu. yaennaa nee namma coach kurangusaamyoda sishyanaache?
BS: Dei Unakkum ennakkum thaan match. Idhula nee saavanum illa naan saavanum. Un aalunga kaal udaiyanum, illa en aalunga kaal udaiyanum. Appaavi referee illa. Ippo purinju pochu, nee oru kozhainu. Oru Kozhai kooda vilayaaduradhu indha Ballshawku, Panic Ballshawku pidikkaadhu, Mudichudaren, Enni 90 minutesla unga ellaar kaalayum udaichu, goal adichu matcha mudichudaren.
(Kurangusaamy -KS interludes)
KS: Dei nee yaarutta enna pesittirukkanu theriyudha?
BS: Theriyum sir, Vilayaada theriyaadha oruthan ta rules pesittirukken.
AT: Vidunga Kurangusaamy. Payyan vilayaatukku pudhusu. Adhaan puriyaama pesaraan. Thambi Ballshaw, enna sonna 90 minutes la mudichiduviyaaa? 90 seconds la naan unga ellar kaalayum udaikkiren. Enna puriyalayaa? Konjam ingae paar.
(Antony team la irukkura 4 defenders kaallayum irumbu boots irukku)
BS: Kannaa konjam ingae paar
(BS team la irukkura ella 11 players kaallayum irumbu boots)
BS: Dei, Ballsaw da, Panic Ballshaw da. Naan oru kaal odaichaa 100 kaal udaichaa maadhiri. Onnu therinjukko, aandavan ketta teamukku 11 players kuduppan. Aana ellaar kaalayum udaichuduvaan. Nalla teamukku 1 player kuduthaalum avanga kaala udaikkaama match win panna vappaan.